Damo your excuse for having the Capri is acceptable

I reckon I'm onto your motive for having it for your daughter....chastity belts are no longer fashionable, so you've settled for the next best thing for her

Maybe you could shoe-horn a Y-block into the thing!!
Oh and one other thing, I'm tipping your wife is computer savvy, ie: she probably reads this bulletin board - because you seem to be very diplomatic and gentlemanly with your posting....kindly including her at every opportunity

I know a couple of other member's wives peruse the site as well, which results in said members displaying a similarly censored posting style

(you there Ray? Carol aka Pink Bits??) Haaaa Haaaaa, Jon.